Posted by Maxwelhse on December 22, 1999 at 12:27:01:
In Reply to: Re: Do you resemble any of these? posted by Nicki on December 13, 1999 at 11:41:46:
| : : >You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When. . . : : > > : : >1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. : : >2. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. : : >3. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. : : >4. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the : : >timer. : : >5. You lick your coffeepot clean. : : >6. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House." : : >7. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't : : >even work there. : : >8. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. : : >9. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. : : >10. You can jump-start your car without cables. : : >11. All your kids are named "Joe." : : >12. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." : : >13. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. : : >14. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. : : >15. People get dizzy just watching you. : : >16. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three : : >more, I'll have a cup." : : >17. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. : : >18. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. : : >19. You're so wired, you pick up FM radio. : : >20. Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans." : : >21. Instant coffee takes too long. : : >22. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." : : >23. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a : : >coffee can. : : >24. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. : : >25. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer. : : >26. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." : : >27. You get drunk just so you can sober up. : : >28. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. : : >29. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. : : >30. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. : : >31. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. : : >32. You don't tan, you roast. : : >33. You can't even remember your second cup. : : >34. You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate." : : >35. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation : |