Do you resemble any of these?

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Posted by Terry on December 10, 1999 at 19:51:41:

>You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When. . .
> >
>1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
>2. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
>3. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.
>4. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the
>timer.
>5. You lick your coffeepot clean.
>6. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
>7. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't
>even work there.
>8. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
>9. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas.
>10. You can jump-start your car without cables.
>11. All your kids are named "Joe."
>12. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low."
>13. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
>14. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
>15. People get dizzy just watching you.
>16. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three
>more, I'll have a cup."
>17. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you.
>18. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
>19. You're so wired, you pick up FM radio.
>20. Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans."
>21. Instant coffee takes too long.
>22. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop."
>23. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a
>coffee can.
>24. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.
>25. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.
>26. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar."
>27. You get drunk just so you can sober up.
>28. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position.
>29. You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
>30. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.
>31. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment.
>32. You don't tan, you roast.
>33. You can't even remember your second cup.
>34. You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate."
>35. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation

Follow Ups:

Re: Do you resemble any of these? Matt 10:45:50 12/15/99 (1)
- Re: Do you resemble any of these? Maxwelhse 12:26:26 12/22/99 (0)
Re: Do you resemble any of these? Nicki 11:41:46 12/13/99 (3)
- Re: Do you resemble any of these? Maxwelhse 12:27:37 12/22/99 (0)
- Re: Do you resemble any of these? Maxwelhse 12:27:01 12/22/99 (0)
- Re: Do you resemble any of these? Kelly 13:57:50 12/13/99 (0)

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