Posted by Nicki on December 13, 1999 at 11:41:46:
In Reply to: Do you resemble any of these? posted by Terry on December 10, 1999 at 19:51:41:
| : >You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When. . . : > > : >1. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. : >2. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. : >3. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. : >4. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the : >timer. : >5. You lick your coffeepot clean. : >6. You spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House." : >7. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't : >even work there. : >8. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. : >9. You're so jittery that people use your hands to blend their margaritas. : >10. You can jump-start your car without cables. : >11. All your kids are named "Joe." : >12. Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." : >13. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. : >14. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. : >15. People get dizzy just watching you. : >16. When you find a penny, you say, "Find a penny, pick it up. Sixty-three : >more, I'll have a cup." : >17. The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. : >18. Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. : >19. You're so wired, you pick up FM radio. : >20. Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans." : >21. Instant coffee takes too long. : >22. When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." : >23. You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a : >coffee can. : >24. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. : >25. You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer. : >26. You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar." : >27. You get drunk just so you can sober up. : >28. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position. : >29. You can outlast the Energizer bunny. : >30. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. : >31. You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. : >32. You don't tan, you roast. : >33. You can't even remember your second cup. : >34. You introduce your spouse as your "Coffeemate." : >35. You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation
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